Dave sits down with Comedian-Friends and asks them six simple questions. Each question has a ten-minute window to answer. Uncensored, Fun & Informative

LISTEN AND ENJOY WHILE YOU CONSIDER, ” HOW WOULD I ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS ? “…

…and remember, there are No Wrong Answers ! 😉

All the questions

No Wrong Answers | Episode 020 | 01, Nov, 2018

Questions: 1) If you could be any animal in the world but still have your human brain which animal would it be? 2) In Today's Climate would you accept an offer to work with Mel Gibson, Woody Allen or Roman Polanski or Louis CK? 3) If you had to be the spokes person for any company whcih company would it be? 4) What really popular artist out there do you just not personally get what the big deal is? 5) So if the person you are in a relationship switches bodies with one of your parents and to switch the bodies back you have to have sex with one of them which would you be?

No Wrong Answers | Episode 019 | 01, Nov, 2018

Questions: 1) If you had to give up one thing either Pooping or Peeing for life which would it be? - Dan Lovranski, Kevin MacDonald and George Westerholm 2) What would you like your comic book super power be? - Monty Scott, Joel Buxton and Ryan Dillon 3) Where you on Sept 11th 2001? - Fraiser Young, DeAnne Smith and Ryan Maglunob 4) If you had to be the spokes person for any company which company would it be? - Monty Scott, Joel Buxton and Ryan Dillon 5) Where were you on Sept 11th 2001? - Pat Thornton, Rebecca MacDonald and Alan Park[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]


No Wrong Answers | Episode 018 | 17, Aug, 2018

Questions: 1) If you could host any TV show that is or has been on the air which one would it be? (Reality Show, Talk show, Game show and so on) 2) If you had to dress up for 5 years as either a Priest, Rabbi, and Amish Person or a Mormon which would it be. 3) If you could domesticate any wild animal to be your pet at home what one would it be ? 4) If you had to have the successful career of any athlete what spot would you want it to be in, consider the post career as well ? 5) If you had to be the spokesman for any company, what would it be? 6) If you were in charge of proving any conspiracy theory right or wrong, what would it be? 7) Part1: What would your comicbook superpower be? Part2: And if it was having sex with dead people to bring them back, would you use it? and remember, there are no wrong answers ...

No Wrong Answers | Episode 017 | 17, Aug, 2018

Questions: 1) If you could host any TV show that is or has been on the air which one would it be? (Reality Show, Talk show, Game show and so on) 2) If you had to go back to any of your shitty day jobs and be well paid for it what day job would it be 3) If you had to break up with someone and you could choose any method of telling them (over the phone, Text, Fax, In person, other) which way would you want it to be and how would you like to be broken up with? 4) If you had to have the successful career of any athlete what spot would you want it to be in, consider the post career as well 5) Would you rather be caught urinating outside or being caught buying magazine porn at a convenience store.

No Wrong Answers | Episode 016 | 5, May, 2018

Questions 1) If you could host any TV show that is or has been on the air which one would it be? (Reality Show, Talk show, Game show and so on) 2) What is one popular artist (In Music, Comedy, Acting and so on) that you “Just don’t get”? 3) If you could domesticate any animal in the world to be your house hold pet (No expense spared) what animal would it be? 4) If you could be any type of doctor/physician or medical specialist which one would it be? 5) If you had to break up with someone and you could choose any method of telling them (over the phone, Text, Fax, In person, other) which way would you want it to be and how would you like to be broken up with? 6) Part1 - If you had to choose any comic book super power what would it be…And Part 2 - if your comic book super power was having sex with dead people to bring them back to life would you use it?

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1) If you were able to have the roll of any character in your favourite movie what character would it be? 2) If you had to choose a comic book super power what would it be...Or if your super power was having sex with dead people and it would bring them back to life would you use that power 3) If you had to manage and eat at any fast food restaurant in a food court in a shopping mall..what establishment would it be? 4) Would you rather wear clown make up for a year to dress like a cow for a year? 5) If there was a zombie takeover would you want to have a flame thrower or a shotgun? 6) If you had to be in the middle of a human centipede who would you rather have in the front and who would you want in the back?

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Guests Pat Thornton, Rebecca MacDonald and Alan Park Questions 1) What acting roll would you like to have in any film in history. 2) Would you rather see into the future or change the past? 3) What is one conspiracy theory would you like to prove that is right or wrong/ True or false? 4) Choose one comic book super power you could have...and if having sex with a dead person to bring them back to life was your super power would you use it? 5) if you were going to be in the middle of a human centipede who would be in the front and who would be in the back. 6) What band do you think is the most over rated and which bad do you think is the most underrated in history?

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Guests Monty Scott, Joel Buxton and Ryan Dillon Questions 1) If you had to have the writing credit on any TV show in history, what show would it be? 2) If you had to be in a boxing match with any celebrity for charity which person would it be? 3) If you had to have the career of any athlete in any sport which sport would it be? 4) What would be the first thing you would do as a ghost? 5) Where would you what to be knowing that your head would explode at 2am? 7) Where were you on September 11th 2001?

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Guests Jason Deline, Katie Westman & Simon Rakoff Questions 1) If you could have the role in any movie in History which movie and role would it be? 2) If you had to be a security guard at a sporting event, a rock concert or the airport which place would it be? 3) For the next ten years overtime you turned on the TV it was an episode of Seinfeld or everytime you hear any music it was Bon Jovi. Which would it be? 4) What is the most over rated and which is the most underrated band in history? 5) What is one conspiracy theory would you like to be responsible for proving whether it was right or wrong? 6) Would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating or would you rather walk in on one of your parents masturbating? 7) Where were you on September the 11th 2001?

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Guests Jeremy Dobski, Melanie Darling and Kyle Bergstresser Questions 1) If you had to give yourself a writing credit on any TV show in history which show would it be? 2) If you had to manage and eat at a fast food restaurant for life which one would it be. 3) If you had to be in the middle of a human centipede who you be in the front and who would be in the back? 4)Would you rather have mind blowing sex once a year or barely decent sex all the time 5) Would you rather have your showers or bowel movements broadcast on the internet 6) Where were you on September 11th 2001?

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Guests Dom Pare, Ben Miner, Lee-Ann Stewart and Dave Hemstad Questions 1) As a comic what is your least favourite to be introduced to the stage? 2) If you could come back as any animal in the world but have your brain what animal would it be? 3) Do you have a shoplifting story from your past? 4) If you could go back to any day job and be paid very well what day job would it be. 5) What TV theme would you like to have play every time you walked in the room with people in it what theme would it be 6) What is the most over rated band and what is the most underrated band in history? 7) If you have to give up one thing #1ing or #2ing which would it be? Listen & Enjoy.

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Guests: Jamillah Ross and Claire Brosseau Questions : 1) If you had to star in any movie what would that movie be? 2) In todays climate would you say yes to being in a movie with Woody Allen, Mel Gibson and Roman Polanski? 3) What is a tattoo that someone would have that would make it impossible for you to date them. 4) Every time you entered the room there is a Tv theme that would go off what Tv there would that be? 5)who would you be really disappointed in if you forum out that they were a Pedophile? 6) What would you like your comic book super power to be? 7) If you had to prove one conspiracy theory to be right or wrong which would you like it to be? 8) What company would you like to be the spokes person for?

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Guests Dan Lovranski, George Westerholm and Kevin MacDonald Questions 1) What would your comic book superpower be? 2) Everything you walked in a room a TV theme show would play what Tv show theme would that be? 3) If you had to be the spokes person for any company what company would it be? 4) What band in history would you like to go on the road with as a Reporter like in the movie Almost Famous 5) Would you rather get caught buying magazine porn in a convince store or get caught Urinating in an Alleyway. 6) What is the most overrated band and what is the most underrated band in the history of music. 7) If you had to give up on thing which would it be Peeing or Pooing?

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Guests Bryan Hatt, Simon Rakoff and Michelle Michelle Shaughnessy Questions 1)Would you rather be allergic to Dairy or Sweets but you could indulge on one that you are allergic to twice a year 2) Would you rather make a great living playing a musical instrument on the street or make great living selling stuff to pawn shops. 3) If you had to dress like one of the members of the village people for an entire year which one would it be? 4) What is more likely to exist…Angles, Zombies, Ghosts or Aliens? 5)Would you rather have sex with someone and have no bad outcome or fight someone and have no bad outcome? 6) What is one game show that you would like to win big on an be come a mild celebrity from.

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Guests Casey Corbin, Kathleen McGee and Pete Johansson Questions 1)if had to pick a comic book super power what would it be? 2) Would you rather get caught masturbating by one of your parents or catch one of your parents masturbating and once caught then you have to stare for 20 seconds 3) What conspiracy theory would you like to be responsible for proving right or wrong? 4) What is one wild animal that you would like to domesticate and have as a pet? 5)If you had to be a celebrity boxing match who would it be with? 6) When it comes to going to the bathroom which one would you give up #1 or #2?

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Guests Sandra Battaglini and Phil Luzi Questions 1)if had to pick a comic book super power what would it be? 2) If you had to choose one genera of food for the rest of your life what would it be? 3) If you had to choose between every time you farted there was a purple cloud of smoke or every time you had an orgasm there was a loud fog horn that went off..which would it be? 4) If you had to be a celebrity boxing match who would it be with?

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Guests Alan Park, Paul Haywood and Herb Irving Questions 1)If you had to choose a comic book super power what would it be? 2) Would you rather be caught buying magazine porn at a convince store or caught urinating in an alleyway. 3) If you could be any kind of doctor…what kind of doctor would it be? 4) If you had to say that you were apart of any television show in history what television show would it be? 5)If you had to be in a boxing match with any comedian for charity who would it be?

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Guests Darren Frost, Johnny Gardhouse and Terry McGurrin Questions 1) If you had to pick a comic book super power what would it be? 2) Would you rather have barely satisfying sex all the time or mind blowing sex once a year. 3) If you had to travel on the road with any band as a reporter working for Rolling Stone magazine who would it be? 4) If you had to create a human centipede where you would be in the middle…who would be in the front and who would be in the back? 5) Which Comedian would you like to be in a boxing match with for charity?

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Guests Nick Beaton, Darryl Purvis and Pete Zedlacher Questions 1) Would you rather lose your enjoyment of food or music? 2) Would you rather date someone who thinks they were very smart but they were not or date someone who thinks they are very funny but they were not? 3) If you had to be murdered by a horror movie legend who would it be…Jigsaw, Jason, Freddy Kruger or Chucky? 4) If you could have the cheer of any professional athlete in any sport what would the sport be? 5) Would you rather go vegetarian or be allowed to eat meat but you had to kill and butcher it? 6) Which celebrity would you like to have a charity boxing match with?

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In this first Episode Dave sits down with guests Dean Young, Hunter Collins and Bobby Knauff Questions 1)What would your comic book Super Power Be? 2)If you had to dress a certain religion what would it be? 3)If you still had your brain what animal would you come back as? 4)When it comes to going to the bathroom which one would you give up #1 or #2? 5) Which action movie start would you like to be? 6)If you had to be in a celebrity boxing match who would it be with?